EZRA DOES HALLOWEEN

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LIFE OF A BLOGGER

Seeing as I have neglected the world of Facebook, my lovely roommate Jen told me to get a blog and so, here I am, a blogger. I have done absolutely nothing this week; class just didn't exist for me and I haven't touched a drop of alcohol in over a week. This week of relaxation has gotten me thinking about life and now, I have so many questions that probably will never be answered. Questions such as... why is the sky blue? Why is it called Kraft Dinner when I eat it for lunch? Why have I watched over twenty hours of Say Yes to the Dress? Why am I looking at wedding dresses when I don't even want to get married? Why am I in love with everything and anything black that I see? Who took Alex Trebek's virginity? Why does the thought of Spiderman turn me on? Why do I secretly have a crush on all gay men? What happens at the end of a rainbow? Why do I feel the need to hit on Jen's boyfriend whenever intoxicated? Who invented the delicious food named peanut butter? Why does 13 Ezra consume more alcohol than a bar serves in a night? Does Chris Rock actually have that annoying voice or is it all part of his act? Why was I not born black? Why is Phil's one of the dirtest places I have ever been in yet I still love it? Who was the first person to touch themself? Why is Billie Joe Armstrong one of the sexiest men on this planet? Why am I so obsessed with 96 Columbia? Why can't I have a palooza? Why the fuck did I delete Facebook?