Tuesday, December 22, 2009
DO GAY MEN BBQ?
I know that betches always say, "why are all the good men gay?" and I never actually believed that statement to be true until second year of university. Let me start off by saying that I have fallen in love with with not one but TWO gay men in the last year. Okay, not ACTUAL love but, how much true love can you feel for a gay man anyway? Can boys just start wearing signs that say "hey, I'm gay, don't love me?" I mean, seriously, it would save a lot of girls some serious heart break. The first boy (Film Boy), well, he's not actual love because I only spoke to him like twice in my entire life but he was just so nice. THE SECOND BOY... whom my roommates and close friends know ALL about.... well, he's... not gay? I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA. Is he gay? Is he NOT gay? This piece of information would be greatly appreciated to know. I think I am finally coming to terms with the fact that he may actually be 'driving on the other side of the road', 'batting for the other team', 'playing poker on a Saturday night with Uncle Millie', 'baking oatmeal cookies for his neighbour', 'carving a pumpkin with Elton John during Thanksgiving'. You know, the usual sayings that people say about gays. What would happen if I was actually in love with this gay man? HOW would I even deal? I wonder if that actually happens... I'm sure it does.. EVERY SINGLE DAY. Can the gay boys just STOP being so attractive to us females? Also, is it possible to tell whether a person is gay from their Twitter? WHY DON'T I HAVE GAY-DAR?