THE SEARCH FOR A BLACK HOTTIE

This is the offical beginning of my search for a black husband. Now, you're probably thinking I'm crazy and wondering why I'm looking for a husband at the tender age of twenty but, let's be real, who wouldn't want a hot black man at this age? I'm not saying that I want to get married right now.. hell, I don't even really want to get married but all I want is a nice black man in my life. You know what? I would even be satisfied with a black man as just a good friend.... with benefits. NO, NO, I'm totally kidding. I feel like I have acomplished so much in my life when it comes to my friendships. Let's explore my friend history, shall we?

I have friends who are girls
I have friends who are gay
I have friends who are lesbians
I have friends who are guys
I have friends who are Asian
I have friends who are older than me
I have friends who are younger than me
I have friends who are a different religion than me
I have friends who live in a different city than me
I have friends who are addicts
I have friends who are smarter than me
I have friends who are dumber than me
I have friends who aren't really friends to me
I have friends who are black, but only girls
I have friends who watch porn more than me

What is missing from this list? Well, I haven't named EVERYTHING but the number one thing that is missing is.... A BLACK MAN... friend/lover/husband/boyfriend/bff... WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT! Is this so much to ask? I mean, all black men are hot so all I'm really asking for is a black male to be in my life. Am I supposed to put an ad in the personals for this? It would say something like this: Female, age 20, searching for male, black, age anything... or something along those lines. I've decided to document my findings in this situation; meaning, every single time I come in contact with a black man, you fine people will know about it. IF I'M EVER THINKING ABOUT A BLACK MAN... you will know about it. With that being said, I'm thinking about a black man right now, the boy in my Africa class to be exact. Even though he hasn't been in class for the last three weeks, my heart still yearns for him. Do not judge me for this because you all know how much you want a black man in your life. AND SO, my search for a black man begins... or continues since I have been looking for him since the beginning of time.